...of what I would do with my all encompassing power.
#3- I would invent/engineer a tanning bed that also enabled you to lose weight while tanning. Let's work this out together shall we? We know the demographic that tans, right? Now don't get offended- I tan. I lump myself in together with this self inducing cancer causing group. But, we as a people, are vain. We want to look as if we have just returned from two weeks in St. Barts in the middle of the winter while everyone that we know and see KNOWS that we have been in class and at work with them. Maddening really. And even those envious strangers whom we see and want to impresses with our god-like bronzness can tell that we fake bake due to the reddish hue that we all take on because we either don't know when enough flourescent sun is enough, or because we are dumb enough to fall asleep. . .every time. Either way, lazy and vain. Therefore, what better way to lose weight than while tanning?! You know people would buy into this idea- hell, I'd buy into the idea. I think it's great. And why not? If a drink and a cream can make you lose weight then why not something that is activated/enabled by those cancer causing lights? Sure, this lose-weight-fast fad will probably cause you cancer, but what good things don't? All I'm saying is I'm sure it could catch on. Maybe not as useful as a creation as my first two (this one definitely plays to the vain side more than the others) but still good all the same. I don't know. I just may or may not desperately need a tan and to lose 10 lbs. That's all I'm saying. . . .
4 and 5 still to come. . .stay tuned
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